12 Days left until my sanity is restored by two things:

1) Mrs. Lee comes back.
2) MI SON IS COMING HERE TO VISIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, she’s coming and leaving at the worst time for me, but you know what? Screw it. I’ll make sacrifices for my bestest friend dammit! Nothing will stop me. Mwahahahaha!

… Except maybe Biology.

OH! Speaking of which, I received a 91 out of 90 on my first Bio exam!

On the first day of Forensic 101, the professor walks in and tells the class this, “There are two things you need to know to do to survive any forensic class.”

“One, you must not be afraid of ANYTHING about the human body.” The professor walks up to a table with a cadaver and takes off the sheet.

After doing that, he stuck a finger into the asshole and licked it.

“There,” he said looking at the class, “now you all do it.”

Hours after arguments later, he got all of the students to do what he did.

He then proceeded to tell the second thing. “Okay, the second thing is this: PAY ATTENTION. If you noticed I stuck my middle finger up the ass and licked my index finger.”

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Isn’t that the shite? ^_^

And speaking of Forensic, I had my first Bio exam. Evil, PURE EVIL, is the word to define Bio.

I swear… last November when I finally saw Braveheart I’ve been ranting and raving about getting a Scotsman. Now it’s November 2004, and I’m going through my Scotsman craze AGAIN.

I either need to get my arse to Scotland very soon, or stop watching movies with Scotsman acting in them.

At the moment, I am <3 Gerard Butler, Ewan McGregor, Billy Connolly, Billy Boyd, and Sean Connery.

I’ve got the Scotsmanitis or something.

X-posted at LJ.

No Iraq Draft.

I firmly do not believe in this kind of draft.

I’m just glad daddy won’t be drafted anymore due to his age.

Of all the times to get sick, now is the bloody time.

I cannot afford to get sick when I need to sub, and even worst, WHY NOW WHEN I HAVE FIVE DAY VACATION COMING UP!!!???

>_< ;; Bah.

I’m not horribly sick, but I got a runny nose and sneezingitis going on. And my head feels heavy. I skipped class (Korean anyways) to come home and get some rest since I need to work tomororw. Hopefully the meds and extra hours of sleep will help me out.

x-posted at LJ.